are you a lover of all things ‘80s horror and wish every movie featured gallons upon gallons of fake blood? then sydney is your girl. a self-proclaimed southern gothic queer scorpio, she knows exactly who she is and what she’s about. and what she’s about, by the way, is astrology, iced coffee, antique malls, pop culture, thai food, diy home projects, animals (she’s got a whole brood over there in alabama), and witchcraft. seriously, her karma spells have a 100% success rate — so don’t fuck with her.

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always on the lookout for a good horror movie for girls? that’s chelsea’s beat, too. dubbed the official singer of the pod by one listener (or at least the loudest singer by the official podcast bf), she’s always down to belt it out during a long car ride or around the house, and when she’s not doing that, you can usually find her on her couch binge watching a tv show or working on one of her little fanfics. a full croc convert, she loves to customize a new pair, and if you ask nicely, she might let you check out her spooky platform clogs.

Instagram: @cheeto_ch

Twitter: @CCHDuff

here for every shocking twist just waiting to be revealed? our resident m. night shyamalan aficionado knows how that feels. monica is the queen of dodging spoilers — which is no easy feat when you’re as tall as she is. a spicy bisexual aries with a cancer moon, she has a passion for wild makeup looks, unhinged fashion, costumes, and themed events, which she loves to show off when she dresses up for our youtube video subscribers. she’s also into horror/thriller books, swimming, aliens, and moths, and she’s always excited to talk about them with a new spooky pal.

Instagram: @monicaheidt

Twitter: @monicaheidt

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